Klingon Vanna White
2010 - present
2010 - present
Babs Bernsteinowitz, aka the "Klingon Vanna White", was an outcast on Kronos, her native planet. As a childe she felt she never belonged in a world surrounded by drab, utilitarian colors. Her love of bling, luxury, and product presentation made her Klingon family disown her. Heartbroken she came to Earth to find her new family. She was adopted by the Bernsteinowitz family in Queens and occasionally slips into the colloquial accent of her chosen people. She's good in a Bat’leth fight but isn't quite as prone to violent outbursts as her people on Kronos.
Klingon Vanna White has an ill fated decades long marriage and performing career with her future ex husband, Shecky Davis Jr. They are currently sorting out the details of their dissolution and totally wish each other the best for fuck's sake. They are well known as co-hosts of "Speakeasily" the variety show hosted by Odessa Lil. They are never on the show concurrently due to the multiple restraining orders.
Klingon Vanna White still remembers the sting of rejection from her own family on the day she came out as a Klingon who loves non-functional creative fashion. So she has started a support group for other Klingons who were disowned by their families. No one should be outcast for wearing bright flashy clothing. Klingon Vanna White believes true honor begins with honesty, creativity, and individuality. If you are a Klingon who has been disowned by his or her family for love of non functional fashion feel free to stop by Vanna's support group, “Fabulous Unwanted Klingons” or F.U.K. on Wednesdays in San Francisco. All Klingon friendly beings are welcome to F.U.K. as F.U.K. thrives with the support of it's F.U.K. buddies. Please inquire for time and location. Free punch and pie.