BANNED FROM YUBA COUNTY

In an unusual legal move, the the entire county of Yuba has banned Babs Bernsteinowitz aka Klingon Vanna White via Restraining order citing indecent acts. The offenses include, wanton destruction of tribbles via an ill advised "science" experiement, a fellacio (fancy blow job) conga line, and unrestrained use of an electric toothbrush on an alien orafice/appendage - all resulting from one event with less than 50 in attendance.
Expecting to see a tractor pull, spectators were subjected to an "interactive experiement" involving the worship of her alien genetalia that she calls her "Klingdong".
More information to follow.