My Klingon Directorial Debut
I am now a director. Enjoy. https://youtu.be/Zh9EBpwMSHE
I am a published Earth Guest Blogger Now
In spite of the intergalactic ban on my personal ranting and raving, one blog has the courage to let the Klingon rage flow. And flow it...
BANNED FROM YUBA COUNTY
In an unusual legal move, the the entire county of Yuba has banned Babs Bernsteinowitz aka Klingon Vanna White via Restraining order...
Sex tape? I was hacked!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE I want to respond to the uproar over the events that took place when an unnamed companion and I went to Vacaville,...
Why John Carpenter’s Film, The Thing, reminds me of my Klingdong by Klingon Vanna White
The Thing. 1982 This movie is over 30 years old. Warning about spoilers makes me feel silly so suck it if you’re one of those people who...
Why Silent Hill is Feminist Dark Comedy Disguised as Horror by Klingon Vanna White
What do Walking Dead’s Andrea, The Borg Queen, The antihero female navigator from Pitch Black and the beloved beheaded dad from Game of...
Klingon Vanna White The time I was the 1% at the Walker Stalker Convention
Date 2/1/15 Place Fort Mason San Francisco, CA Time started 9am Convention Walker Stalker I, Klingon Vanna White, am a major consumer of...
Klingon Vanna White Speaks! Dear Mr. Publick.
Dearest Mr. Jackson Publick, It was a great pleasure to meet you at San Diego Comic Con. I would like to address your question, “What is...
Drugs are funny
What happened in Vegas? No really what happened? This is the question that I, Klingon Vanna White was asking myself before all the...
