How I spent my Valentine's Day by Klingon Vanna White
Valentines Day can be difficult for people who aren't in idealized relationships with people they are obsessed with. Since Shecky Davis Jr. is unable to return my calls I decided to spend the day in my San Francisco Cat Sanctuary, Klingon Vanna White's Kitty Kat Koral. The Kitty Kat Koral is located in San Francisco's Mission district in a lavishly appointed 450 square foot studio rented out at a reasonable $4000 a month. We currently have only 47.5 cats on site. Since the lo
