Klingon Vanna White The time I was the 1% at the Walker Stalker Convention
Date 2/1/15 Place Fort Mason San Francisco, CA Time started 9am Convention Walker Stalker I, Klingon Vanna White, am a major consumer of all things Walking Dead. I appreciate the core survivor group’s zest for survival and their battle techniques even though there is an unnecessary lack of glamour. My companion scored VIP tickets for the Walker Stalker Convention on the Groupon. It was so cheap it would be crazy not to go. VIP entrance was at 9am, an hour and a half before ge
Klingon Vanna White Speaks! Dear Mr. Publick.
Dearest Mr. Jackson Publick, It was a great pleasure to meet you at San Diego Comic Con. I would like to address your question, “What is up with you and your hair?” When you first asked this question I was worried that you were sick and had a death wish. I was alarmed that you felt the need to bring an Urbaniak and your Doctor to a Convention. I was later assured that the Urbaniak was not some sort of city bound maniac. At the behest of my friends I have since watched “Henry
How I spent my Valentine's Day by Klingon Vanna White
Valentines Day can be difficult for people who aren't in idealized relationships with people they are obsessed with. Since Shecky Davis Jr. is unable to return my calls I decided to spend the day in my San Francisco Cat Sanctuary, Klingon Vanna White's Kitty Kat Koral. The Kitty Kat Koral is located in San Francisco's Mission district in a lavishly appointed 450 square foot studio rented out at a reasonable $4000 a month. We currently have only 47.5 cats on site. Since the lo
Klingon Vanna White and Jet Noir on SPEAKEASILY!!! :)
See the whole show here! #speakeasily #jetnoir #klingonvannawhite
My Meeting with James Tiberius Kirk
My Conversation with the Great Warrior Captain James Tiberius Kirk (San Francisco Starfleet Reunion) The day started late as my body guard, and I had to go to Kryolan to get medical adhesive to tuck back my Klingdong. If I don’t restrain it with adhesive it leaves an unsightly bulge in my sequin gown or breaks free and dangles below my Starfleet Tunic and frightens the children. I was attending the Starfleet Reunion to meet the great man, not be arrested for accidentally slap
